Chris Miller is a graphic designer, artist, and ersatz photographer. He stands at 3.94 cubits tall, and weighs approximately 3½ bags of cement. He is nearsighted, requiring spectacles in order to see past his nose. His principle diet consists of meat, cheese, various carbohydrates, pinot noir, Diet Coke, and chocolate. He lives in Eugene, Oregon. He is married, has reproduced twice, and is usually found in the back of his garage making something out of old stuff.